Paublo
Once upon a time a lil boy named Ben was attacked by a dog/frog/shark also none as a Simbobway. As the Simbobway jumped at him like a frog, he opened his mouth and showed his pearly white three sets of teeth. His whiskers were flailing in the wind. As the Simbobways teeth was almost a foot away from lil Bens throat, the almighty senor paublo body checked the simbobway and it flew through three trees but finally stopped after leaving a giant indent into the great mountain Fuccifetetera. After such an enormous shock after fear poor lil Ben passed out unconscious. The very no one Mexican super hero took lil Ben back to his taco shop.
When lil Ben woke up he found a strange and invigorating smell. He knew he recognized it but he couldn’t put his finger on it. He sat up from his so-called bed. There was made from crate that was filled with oranges and it was covered with hay. And the blanket he was using was actually a poncho. He walked into the ding room to find that the table was another batch of crates filled with oranges. On the table was the reason for that smell Ben woke up to. It was taco!!! Then senor paublo walked into the room and kneeled be side the so-called table. Senor Paublo said”Ola amigo welcome to me lovely home. Would u like some tacos essa?” “ where the hell am I ?” asked lil ben in a shaky voice. “Why you senor are in my home town. Mexico OLAY” “Shut up you Mexican, and get the hell away from me” paublo replied “ OLAY! OLAY! OLAY! No way my name a Pablo”
Then all of a sudden Bens friend that went missing two years ago walked into the room. Casper said “Allie your alive, come save me from Pablo the Mexican” she replied “Allie ummm, uhhhh, I don’t think I can help you I don’t want to see you right now! Buhbye talk to you later” Ben said “Allie you bitch come back here” “hehehehe, Nope” Allie skipping away happily singing Pretty rave girl-imax “oh ya I want a taco my dear brother Paublo” then casper gasped in shock and questioned her “Allie your Mexican?!?”she responded “see see I am. I must get back to looking after our helpful donkey diago!”ben was so shocked by all this information that he start to stumble and mumble stuff that no one could comprehend. Paublo started to move towards him while he said “you ok amigo?” and at that Ben tumbled over onto the straw ground.
Went he woke up he was hoping this terrible time in Mexico was just a dream but again he woke up to the smell of tacos and burritos. He sat up and saw that there was two tacos and a note on the bed stand. The note read dear ambrae I have left to work at me second job selling oranges on the corner while I was wash windows too. The business has been in my family foryears so I must keep running it. If you want a tour of our village then talk to my cousins Carlos and Cheeko. They know the town very well. You can find them on the cornor of hemp drive and essay lane. Tell them that Paublo sent you. And be careful ther is a crazy white guy named old Greg going around and kidnapping other white people. Well adios amigo. And so Ben ate one of the tacos and since he couldn’t do anything else he so went to find the guys that are known as Cheeko and Carlos.
Ben was walking down hemp drive when we saw the turn off to essay lane. He saw on the corner of the street was a store called Rodregas restaurant so ben decided to step in
For a beer when he saw that one of the bar tender was wearing a name tag saying Carlos. Ben said “hi are you Carlos?” he replied “ well that is what my name tag says. Are you the kid pueblo told me about? The kid who hates Mexicans?” Ben said “ ya that’s me I cant stand this place with ur stupid language and your stupid oranges.” Carlos stood there stunned trying to thinks of something to say then he start to talk slowing trying not to let his anger get the better of him. “Well senor if that is what you think of us then I don’t think you truly know what us Mexicans have accomplished!!! Us Mexicans have worked hard to be where we are. When we first came to North America we started out having to hide in orange crates and do everything we can to get into North America. We did jobs that were under the radar and jobs that didn’t need a green card. We brought tacos and wraps.
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Ahaha... wow, that was really odd and fascinating.
ReplyDeleteSome great words: 'flailing', 'invigorating', 'comprehend'.
When a new person speaks (the one who wasn't just talking, I mean), you should make a new paragraph.
This is a very creative story... The Simbobway sounds pretty freaky!