Paublo
Once upon a time a lil boy named Ben was attacked by a dog/frog/shark also none as a Simbobway. As the Simbobway jumped at him like a frog, he opened his mouth and showed his pearly white three sets of teeth. His whiskers were flailing in the wind. As the Simbobways teeth was almost a foot away from lil Bens throat, the almighty senor paublo body checked the simbobway and it flew through three trees but finally stopped after leaving a giant indent into the great mountain Fuccifetetera. After such an enormous shock after fear poor lil Ben passed out unconscious. The very no one Mexican super hero took lil Ben back to his taco shop.
When lil Ben woke up he found a strange and invigorating smell. He knew he recognized it but he couldn’t put his finger on it. He sat up from his so-called bed. There was made from crate that was filled with oranges and it was covered with hay. And the blanket he was using was actually a poncho. He walked into the ding room to find that the table was another batch of crates filled with oranges. On the table was the reason for that smell Ben woke up to. It was taco!!! Then senor paublo walked into the room and kneeled be side the so-called table. Senor Paublo said”Ola amigo welcome to me lovely home. Would u like some tacos essa?” “ where the hell am I ?” asked lil ben in a shaky voice. “Why you senor are in my home town. Mexico OLAY” “Shut up you Mexican, and get the hell away from me” paublo replied “ OLAY! OLAY! OLAY! No way my name a Pablo”
Then all of a sudden Bens friend that went missing two years ago walked into the room.
Hey this is Stu, I have to say that I love your humor and your expressiveness with words. Although you have some inapropriate language, but I have to admit it added to the humor.
ReplyDeleteIts Logan Whitmer
ReplyDeleteI Quite Fancy Your Writing Style
Especially Your Refrence To Tacos, Mexicans, Super Heros, And Pretty Rave Girl (excellent choice of music)
hey uhh well its little not lil zimbabway not simbobway and how can 3 diffrent animals breed i hope the frog isnt the mother also saying "Shut up You Mexican" Can be considered racist but other than those i like the way you think boiii
ReplyDeleteAnd Casper, you should know that my student Logan Whitmer insisted on listening to the song, "Pretty Rave Girl" after reading your story. I let him play it in the computer lab, in your honour.
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that was about me
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